Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. 🧊💰
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’ฐ
3 months ago
107
Who's laughing now? The ultimate uno reverse card for the job market. 🔄
Who's laughing now? The ultimate uno reverse card for the job market. ๐Ÿ”„
6 months ago
109
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! 🤔🎭
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽญ
1 year ago
170
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When you tell Po you don't dream about noodles 🍜
When you tell Po you don't dream about noodles ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
57
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
11 months ago
151
"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
1 year ago
144
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
102
When your tent's Wi-Fi password is 'Aurora123' 🌌⛺
When your tent's Wi-Fi password is 'Aurora123' ๐ŸŒŒโ›บ
1 year ago
66
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
83
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. 🐴🚲
When your inner cowboy dreams of the open range but your commute is strictly pedal-powered. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿšฒ
1 year ago
75
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
189