When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. 🛒😱
When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
203
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
231
When you order Batman from Wish 😂
When you order Batman from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
1 year ago
187
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.🏃‍♂️💨
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
162
When your fish food ideas are tadpole-ly unconventional 🐸🐠😂
When your fish food ideas are tadpole-ly unconventional ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! 🍑😜
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
164
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! 🤱‍♀️😂
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
1 year ago
168
11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. 😂 #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
1 year ago
138
When word choice hits you harder than expected 🤕👀
When word choice hits you harder than expected ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
227
The entire office the moment someone whispers 'free food in the kitchen' 🏃‍♂️💨
The entire office the moment someone whispers 'free food in the kitchen' ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
208
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
141
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
141
This is the kind of humor you can only find on the internet 😂.  Politics is truly wild these days. 🏛
This is the kind of humor you can only find on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Politics is truly wild these days. ๐Ÿ›
1 year ago
128