Me trying to figure out the new pokemon 🫠
Me trying to figure out the new pokemon ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking.  🌲🚗
When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
1 year ago
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When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book 😂
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
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Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When pigeons organize themselves better than your Excel sheets 🐦📈
When pigeons organize themselves better than your Excel sheets ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
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Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper 🗞️🚢🥶
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
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