You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
1 year ago
112
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
90
Even the Empire needs a little chill in their drink 🍹🌌
Even the Empire needs a little chill in their drink ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
213
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
161
Me trying to figure out how to remove the belt from the x-ray: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
151
That freshly washed car look 🚗✨...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom 💩
That freshly washed car look ๐Ÿš—โœจ...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
149
🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
๐Ÿคฏ When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! 💸🩴
When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿฉด
11 months ago
246
They said he'd never get a girlfriend 😂. Look at him now
They said he'd never get a girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚. Look at him now
1 year ago
108
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. 💀
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
239
⚽️🧕 WELCOME TO SWEDEN (or what's left of it after this intense game of four-square) 🇸🇪
โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿง• WELCOME TO SWEDEN (or what's left of it after this intense game of four-square) ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช
1 year ago
139
When you mock gamers, but 4chan steals your soul instead 🎮🖥️😂
When you mock gamers, but 4chan steals your soul instead ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. 😂
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
158
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies 😂
Me trying to justify to my mom that subtitles aren't for babies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
123