Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
236
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare 💸➡️🩺 #EconomicIrony
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare ๐Ÿ’ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ #EconomicIrony
1 year ago
220
When life gives you lemons, clap along 😂🍋👏
When life gives you lemons, clap along ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
294
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally 😂
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
249
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
225
This meme perfectly captures the historical significance of umlauts. 😂
This meme perfectly captures the historical significance of umlauts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. 😂
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
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When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you don’t get it 😂
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event 🍹🤦‍♀️
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event ๐Ÿน๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
236
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
198
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
1 year ago
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