Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
73
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
3 months ago
146
When someone gets a little too close on public transport and you decide to re-establish your personal bubble. ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
94
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
1 year ago
106
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race 😂
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
137
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
2 months ago
98
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
100
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon 🥓💸
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
134
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
1 year ago
66
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 year ago
118
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! 🍗😂
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
65
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
1 year ago
74
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo🦇🦇
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
76