When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #sports #fail
1 year ago
143
🥂 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? 😂✈️
๐Ÿฅ‚ 1960s: Silver service in the sky! 2020s: Who needs personal space when you have a neck pillow? ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
128
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! 🌌📺
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
272
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
247
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
1 year ago
299
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
313
My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. ✨
My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. โœจ
3 months ago
136
Me pretending to be interested in my friend's dating life ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
10 months ago
280
When you’re ready to explore the galaxy… but bedtime is at 8! 🚀🛌😄
When youโ€™re ready to explore the galaxyโ€ฆ but bedtime is at 8! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜„
1 year ago
140
The Democratic Party trying to unite its voter base is a complex equation. 🧐
The Democratic Party trying to unite its voter base is a complex equation. ๐Ÿง
12 days ago
43
👶 When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! 🚨💀
๐Ÿ‘ถ When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
136
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
210
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic 😂
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297