Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When the SWAT team has more training than the regular police ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things 👀😂 #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
1 year ago
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It's a cat in a box! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No, it's a prank! It's two cats in a box! Double the trouble, double the cuddles! ๐Ÿ˜นโค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your soulmate is a slice 🍕💕
When your soulmate is a slice ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’•
1 year ago
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When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. 😂
When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. 😂
This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
1 year ago
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Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper 🗞️🚢🥶
Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
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When you think you’ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! 💀⏰
When you think youโ€™ve got endless morning vibes, but reality hits hard! ๐Ÿ’€โฐ
1 year ago
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Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you 🐶
Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
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Yoda in the Sky with Naboo-bies 🌌😂
Yoda in the Sky with Naboo-bies ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
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