Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
243
Nikki: We shouldn’t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! 
Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
Nikki: We shouldnโ€™t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
1 year ago
177
How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" 😂
How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
117
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. 👑 Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. ๐Ÿ‘‘ Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
2 months ago
159
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
When your Christmas dreams turn into a DIY project... 🎄😅
When your Christmas dreams turn into a DIY project... ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
249
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
188
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
1 year ago
184
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
1 year ago
103
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
120
He's out of line, but he's right. 🤔
He's out of line, but he's right. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
237
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
181
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
200