Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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POV:  You’re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner 🦃 😬
POV: Youโ€™re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿฆƒ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
1 year ago
145
When you still flex those AOL chatroom skills 🤣💻
When you still flex those AOL chatroom skills ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
156
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
1 year ago
132
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
1 year ago
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When you're thirsty for some chaos ๐Ÿ˜‚ #prankwars #sodaexplosion
1 year ago
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Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" ✨✨✨
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" โœจโœจโœจ
1 year ago
206
Dogs vs Cats: a love story 🐾❤️😂
Dogs vs Cats: a love story ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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🎄 For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. 😂
๐ŸŽ„ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂.  Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
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