When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
223
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? 😂
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
38
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
229
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
When the irony hits harder than a history book 📚😅
When the irony hits harder than a history book ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
172
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
243
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
210
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.💨
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
221
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
132
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
165
When your car knows the ending before you do! 🚗📚
When your car knows the ending before you do! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
102
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
1 year ago
238
A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
4 months ago
223
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises 😅📚
When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
200