Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
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Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? ๐
1 month ago
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Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
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When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place ๐
1 year ago
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When the irony hits harder than a history book ๐๐
1 year ago
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He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐
9 months ago
243
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐
10 months ago
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Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐จ
1 year ago
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Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
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My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐บ๐
11 months ago
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When your car knows the ending before you do! ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
1 year ago
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A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
4 months ago
223
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐
1 year ago
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When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises ๐ ๐