Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
261
The painful moment the EU realizes that X is the continent's primary source for news... and chaos. 🥲
The painful moment the EU realizes that X is the continent's primary source for news... and chaos. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 month ago
121
That's a serious diagnosis right there. The doctor is probably speechless. 🤣
That's a serious diagnosis right there. The doctor is probably speechless. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
399
When you want a DVD player that doesn’t convert your movies into sermons 📀😇
When you want a DVD player that doesnโ€™t convert your movies into sermons ๐Ÿ“€๐Ÿ˜‡
1 year ago
273
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
335
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
Me trying to convince myself I'm saving money by buying more.
1 year ago
292
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
192
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
1 year ago
363
Me and the boys waiting for our food delivery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
520
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
216
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
330
Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about 🥴
Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
331
When your Pokéball isn't the only thing throwing people off! 🎮😲
When your Pokรฉball isn't the only thing throwing people off! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
207
When you finally upgrade your hockey equipment 🏑🧹
When you finally upgrade your hockey equipment ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿงน
1 year ago
300
When you're just their type... literally! 😂🔠
When you're just their type... literally! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ” 
1 year ago
247