Me pretending to be productive at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
1 year ago
142
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
257
🔒 Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! 🤓🍌
๐Ÿ”’ Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒ
11 months ago
196
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When youโ€™re live on air and have absolutely no chill ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
When your bed is the ultimate final boss battle 🎮🛏️
When your bed is the ultimate final boss battle ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
1 year ago
124
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
299
Plot twist of the century! When you think you're about to be shamed for life, but your family values privacy more than snitching. 😂
Plot twist of the century! When you think you're about to be shamed for life, but your family values privacy more than snitching. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
58
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
240
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash 😂
When you mix goth and hippopotamus, and the result needs to be kept on a leash ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
1 year ago
179
Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about 🥴
Me winning an argument online at 3 AM but forgetting what the argument was about ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
192
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
243