When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
229
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. 🚽😂
When you finally realize why your bathroom cleaning routine seems... too intense. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
Raphael has really let himself go after all that pizza 🍕
Raphael has really let himself go after all that pizza ๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
79
🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
๐Ÿ” Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
244
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
157
🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
306
When Google’s suggestions make you question humanity’s priorities 🤔💀
When Googleโ€™s suggestions make you question humanityโ€™s priorities ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
228
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. 🐍😇
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‡
10 months ago
269
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
1 year ago
270
When your dentist says you need a filling, but you leave with a smile 😁🦷
When your dentist says you need a filling, but you leave with a smile ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
187
When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering 🚀💊
When Grandpa drops a 'hard' truth at the family gathering ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
225
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
190
A global history lesson in 'moving on' vs. 'still checking the colonial receipts'. 🧾
A global history lesson in 'moving on' vs. 'still checking the colonial receipts'. ๐Ÿงพ
6 months ago
321
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! 🎉😂 There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
1 year ago
181
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
371