When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
300
Me trying to convince my friends to watch Vikings with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
404
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
196
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
277
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
215
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
243
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
248
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
1 year ago
260
🔒 Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! 🤓🍌
๐Ÿ”’ Pro tip: Let the error message be your reminder! ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
360
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! 📚✍️
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
1 year ago
498
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
190
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
265
🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
418
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
1 year ago
333
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
335