My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spot… He didn’t specify how. 😂
My doctor told me to start parking in the handicapped spotโ€ฆ He didnโ€™t specify how. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
Taking 'street art' to vertigo-inducing new heights! 🧗‍♂️🎨
Taking 'street art' to vertigo-inducing new heights! ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
192
When your vacation plans go a little too ✈️ international 🌍... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' 😂🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️
When your vacation plans go a little too โœˆ๏ธ international ๐ŸŒ... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
211
A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. 😂
A captain always goes down...with his lifeboat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper 🪖
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
120
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but you’re actually an oversized bird 🐤🌌
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but youโ€™re actually an oversized bird ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
243
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข
1 year ago
176
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
120
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
1 year ago
111
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
1 year ago
106
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
154
When 'sharing' gets a little too real 😂🕵️‍♂️
When 'sharing' gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
193
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
1 year ago
150
Me trying to eat watermelon like a normal person vs. my boyfriend devouring his slice in 0.5 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161