Introducing the new band sensation, OB/CD. Their hit single, "Muffin Top Blues," is topping the charts! 🎸🎤
Introducing the new band sensation, OB/CD. Their hit single, "Muffin Top Blues," is topping the charts! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
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Back when vampires were all blood and no romance 🧛‍♂️💉😂
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿง
7 months ago
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Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
1 year ago
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When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
When you show up to the protest, but you didn't read the fine print.
1 year ago
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Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
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Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days 🧐😂
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My pony's been acting a little... different lately. Neigh sayers gonna neigh. 😂🐴
My pony's been acting a little... different lately. Neigh sayers gonna neigh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
1 year ago
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When your wife asks where all the money went
1 year ago
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Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to justify having all these streaming services 💸
Me trying to justify having all these streaming services ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Sometimes the most groundbreaking innovations are just common sense. Thank you, British engineering. 🧐😂
Sometimes the most groundbreaking innovations are just common sense. Thank you, British engineering. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
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When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! 🇸🇪⚽️🎉
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
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