Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 year ago
228
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
238
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
269
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
202
Some plans sound better in your head. His execution was just a little off. 💨😂
Some plans sound better in your head. His execution was just a little off. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
292
Exploring the forbidden forest comes with its own set of battle scars. 😜
Exploring the forbidden forest comes with its own set of battle scars. ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 month ago
79
When the ramen craving hits so hard you forget how to be a normal human being. ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
347
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
255
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
1 year ago
214
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
333
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything.  🚩🚩🚩
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
238
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) 😂
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
When it's Friday night and suddenly it's Sunday morning.๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
138
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
216
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it 😂
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199