When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties ⚡🕹️
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties โšก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
194
POV: you're casually walking in London and then you see a leopard chilling on the newspaper stand ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. 🤖
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. ๐Ÿค–
9 months ago
316
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
71
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
233
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
5 months ago
215
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
273
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
208
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling up… and yes, it’s a woman 😂
When you forget to put the gas cap back on after filling upโ€ฆ and yes, itโ€™s a woman ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
286
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When 4/20 hits a little too hard and HR hits back harder! 😅🥴
When 4/20 hits a little too hard and HR hits back harder! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
282
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
279
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
When physicists get philosophical: '42' is the ultimate answer! 🤯🔬
When physicists get philosophical: '42' is the ultimate answer! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
279