The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
9 months ago
139
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
1 year ago
175
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
She's not just breaking the law, she's breaking the cycle of dirty dishes. A true criminal mastermind.
1 year ago
191
🎓 When you trade 72 virgins for 72 credit hours... and only get student debt! 😂
๐ŸŽ“ When you trade 72 virgins for 72 credit hours... and only get student debt! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
207
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk 🚀🐶✨
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿถโœจ
1 year ago
174
This is the most accurate LEGO set I've ever seen. Took me zero seconds to build the California High Speed Rail. 🤣
This is the most accurate LEGO set I've ever seen. Took me zero seconds to build the California High Speed Rail. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
138
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
1 year ago
173
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
106
Me trying to pee with a boner 😂
Me trying to pee with a boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When you're a superhero but also love pizza🍕
When you're a superhero but also love pizza๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
192
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. 😂
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency 😂)
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
283
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
205
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
166