When your girlfriend asks what you prefer 😏
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
98
When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! 🐦🌿✨
When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟโœจ
1 year ago
116
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters 😂
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
11 months ago
90
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
11 months ago
182
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic 😂 #shortpeopleproblems
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
1 year ago
105
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
11 months ago
86
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: 🐴🎶😂
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: ๐Ÿด๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged 😂
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. 🥛🛀
When you're lactose intolerant, but Mein Kampf says milk baths are the key to world domination. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
142
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
1 year ago
74
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. 😂
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
134
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?"
They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
1 year ago
112
Stay connected, even when she's out cold! 😂📱
Stay connected, even when she's out cold! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
153
When your degree is just one claw grab away 🎓💸
When your degree is just one claw grab away ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
142