Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
206
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera during a serious political campaign video ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
311
A simple lesson in respect. Take notes, class is in session. 📝
A simple lesson in respect. Take notes, class is in session. ๐Ÿ“
6 months ago
208
When you love operating systems so much, you put an OS in your OS so you can compute while you compute! 🤖💻
When you love operating systems so much, you put an OS in your OS so you can compute while you compute! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
233
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
358
🐊 When you meet the squad in your 'vivid' imagination 😂✨
๐ŸŠ When you meet the squad in your 'vivid' imagination ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ
1 year ago
156
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination 😬🧾
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงพ
1 year ago
294
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
184
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When you're more interested in the epic miniature battle unfolding than anything else. Priorities, people! (Unless those are Tau, in which case, EXTERMINATUS!)
When you're more interested in the epic miniature battle unfolding than anything else. Priorities, people! (Unless those are Tau, in which case, EXTERMINATUS!)
1 year ago
307
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
10 months ago
256
💸 When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! 🚜😂
๐Ÿ’ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
247
When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! 😂💸
When you're financially supportive... by being moral support! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
233
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
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