Me trying to impress everyone at the New Year's Eve party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
327
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
241
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. 🧊💰
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’ฐ
7 months ago
271
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms 😂😭
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
191
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means tactical potty breaks. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
380
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
329
When your magic skills are better than your dating skills 😂. This game promises sorcerers get all the girls. ✨🧙‍♂️
When your magic skills are better than your dating skills ๐Ÿ˜‚. This game promises sorcerers get all the girls. โœจ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
320
Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking 😂
Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
Finally, an Apple product that's actually supposed to suck. The iHose and iDustBag are probably sold separately for $199 each. 😂
Finally, an Apple product that's actually supposed to suck. The iHose and iDustBag are probably sold separately for $199 each. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
190
When you hear that Dogecoin is going to the moon and take it a little too literally. Such wow, very rich! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
11 months ago
270
Finally spring is around the corner 😂
Finally spring is around the corner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
323
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
169
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
1 year ago
194
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself 😂
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell 🦇😅
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
218