When you reach enlightenment but you're a pear
When you reach enlightenment but you're a pear
1 year ago
134
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
90
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
1 year ago
130
When you love coffee a little too much 😂☕️
When you love coffee a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
83
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
This five-dollar bill has seen some things... and it has some very important life advice for you. 🎓
This five-dollar bill has seen some things... and it has some very important life advice for you. ๐ŸŽ“
7 days ago
37
When ignorance doesn't discriminate 😂🌍📚
When ignorance doesn't discriminate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
146
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! 🌌📺
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
143
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
118
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
111
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen 👑 (if you know what I mean 😉)
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
119
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 year ago
63
When the free cheese is just too good to be true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿญ๐Ÿชค
1 year ago
113
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
125
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along 😂
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
134