Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
9 months ago
90
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job.  ☔️
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job. โ˜”๏ธ
1 year ago
177
When math decides to make a splash! 🌊➗0 😂
When math decides to make a splash! ๐ŸŒŠโž—0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
9 months ago
138
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! 😅🔧👶
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
119
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
120
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
96
Happiness is just a cupcake away!🧁
Happiness is just a cupcake away!๐Ÿง
1 year ago
137
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. 😂
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight 😂
When you accidentally press Alt+F4 during a boss fight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When your desk is so clean, even Einstein would wonder if you've transcended genius 😂🧠
When your desk is so clean, even Einstein would wonder if you've transcended genius ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
106
Finally, a tycoon game where you can build your own concentration camp! 😂
Finally, a tycoon game where you can build your own concentration camp! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
130
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. 🌌
They buried him the same way he lived. Rest in peace to a true legend. ๐ŸŒŒ
3 months ago
130
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 year ago
137