It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. 🚌
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
1 year ago
410
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
1 year ago
262
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
345
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
273
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
1 year ago
354
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. 😭
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
330
When you're in a support group and new faces have a whole new meaning! 😆
When you're in a support group and new faces have a whole new meaning! ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
275
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
344
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
1 year ago
389
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
7 months ago
347
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. 🤯
That moment of realization when the math finally clicks... and it's devastating. ๐Ÿคฏ
11 months ago
291
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
365
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
303