Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! 🦁
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! ๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
363
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* 😭
Me: *gets sent to my room now* 😎🕹️
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* ๐Ÿ˜ญ Me: *gets sent to my room now* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
308
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
424
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office 🍴😬
When the salad isn't the most toxic thing in the office ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
456
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now 😂
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
When your camera's autofocus is faster than a curious glance 📸👀
When your camera's autofocus is faster than a curious glance ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
236
Wikipedia: Making history morbidly crowd-sourced since forever 📚💀
Wikipedia: Making history morbidly crowd-sourced since forever ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
393
When your high art skills meet your meme game 🎨😂
When your high art skills meet your meme game ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
353
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
406
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
384
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
1 year ago
176
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
280