When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
1 year ago
323
When you're excited for a movie plot twist but it's just history playing out 😬📜
When you're excited for a movie plot twist but it's just history playing out ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“œ
1 year ago
378
That's one way to get fired on your first day. Some latte art is better left un-drawn. 😬
That's one way to get fired on your first day. Some latte art is better left un-drawn. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
303
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" 💸😂
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! 🚫💔🪒
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿช’
1 year ago
374
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat 😂
Me trying to explain to my friends that big booties don't mean you're fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
The evolution of 'The Science™' in four easy steps. 🤡
The evolution of 'The Scienceโ„ข' in four easy steps. ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
160
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
351
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
11 months ago
421
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
152
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
1 year ago
331
When you miss your stop, but the next train is on a different track ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
1 year ago
430
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
1 year ago
292
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
211