My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
10 months ago
558
If you hear a coworker say this, call 911 immediately. 🚑
If you hear a coworker say this, call 911 immediately. ๐Ÿš‘
1 year ago
387
"Buy one, get one free" has gone too far! 😂
"Buy one, get one free" has gone too far! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
351
65 million years of evolution and we still can't stick the landing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
342
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks 😂
When your anxiety about failing is fueled by... the fact that you haven't been to class in weeks ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
316
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
243
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬
When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
320
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 year ago
196
When life hands you lemons... well, you kinda wish it hadn't 🍋😬
When life hands you lemons... well, you kinda wish it hadn't ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
239
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
When animated adventures turn into real-life obsessions 🎨✨
When animated adventures turn into real-life obsessions ๐ŸŽจโœจ
1 year ago
238
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
If you know what I mean 😂
If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
When world leaders mix up dinner plans 🤦‍♂️🍜🔄🍽️
When world leaders mix up dinner plans ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
395
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
507