That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. 😬
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
110
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms 😂😭
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
69
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" 
Everyone: 🙄
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
68
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. 🍔💸
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ธ
7 days ago
30
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
126
When 'please' just doesn't cut it anymore! 😅🙃
When 'please' just doesn't cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
73
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
116
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
126
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
128
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 months ago
201
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
11 months ago
117
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 year ago
125
When you're trying to have a serious conversation but your friend keeps making inappropriate jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
143