When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! 🎬🧑‍🔬
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
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When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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When your boss realizes your 'sick days' match every concert 🎤😎
When your boss realizes your 'sick days' match every concert ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
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When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
1 year ago
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When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. 😂
When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When saving the world means also serving fierce looks! 🐢💥👊 #TurtlePower
When saving the world means also serving fierce looks! ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘Š #TurtlePower
1 year ago
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US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
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Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. ✅
Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. โœ…
11 months ago
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When your dinner looks like it's straight outta 'Animal Crossing' 😂🍽️
When your dinner looks like it's straight outta 'Animal Crossing' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
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