Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
134
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. 🤣
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
181
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' 🔫😂
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
53
When you try to lighten the mood and accidentally commit a war crime of a joke. 💀
When you try to lighten the mood and accidentally commit a war crime of a joke. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
237
When your comebacks are top-tier 😂💥
When your comebacks are top-tier ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
292
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. 🤦‍♀️
When you successfully create a man-free utopia but forget about the final boss: the unbreakable pickle jar. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 months ago
177
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
193
When your fridge turns into a Saw movie... 🍹🔪 'Hydrate... if you dare!' 😂
When your fridge turns into a Saw movie... ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”ช 'Hydrate... if you dare!' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
177
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data 😂
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
🎣 When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! 🚤😂
๐ŸŽฃ When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
271
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! 🎽😂 #ShakeThingsUp
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! ๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ShakeThingsUp
1 year ago
172
When life gives you onions, plant them in style! 🌱👠
When life gives you onions, plant them in style! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘ 
1 year ago
212
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. 🚪🔧 #PackagingPerfection
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ง #PackagingPerfection
1 year ago
138