Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
215
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" 
USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
1 year ago
166
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 year ago
225
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.โ›๏ธ
1 year ago
280
When you completely misread the room... and the law. 💀
When you completely misread the room... and the law. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
208
She knows what's up 😂. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting 😈 #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
1 year ago
122
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
1 year ago
163
When 'taking a drive' means plotting a heist! 🚗🖤 #GrandHeftAuto
When 'taking a drive' means plotting a heist! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ–ค #GrandHeftAuto
1 year ago
321
When 82% of respondents agree...  🧐🤔
When 82% of respondents agree... ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
134
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
320
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
230
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
108
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
264