Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
182
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
When pizza and boobs create a love triangle 🍕❤️😂
When pizza and boobs create a love triangle ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. 🤣
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
130
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
109
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
3 months ago
159
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
1 year ago
142
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries.
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries.
1 year ago
126
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble!  He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. 🤼🚦😂
This Luchador crosswalk signal is ready to rumble! He's about to body slam jaywalkers into next week. ๐Ÿคผ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
53
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. 🤷‍♀️
When you want to be mad about the stereotype, but the stereotype is you. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago
121
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
168
When the coach said to bring your best bucket game 🤷‍♀️🍗🏀
When the coach said to bring your best bucket game ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ€
1 year ago
123
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
124
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
84
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch.  🤠
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
58