Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 year ago
170
This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur 😂. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal!  Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐Ÿ˜‚. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
1 year ago
175
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
1 year ago
118
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts 😂🍖 #MeatBaby
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ– #MeatBaby
1 year ago
170
When life gives you onions, plant them in style! 🌱👠
When life gives you onions, plant them in style! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘ 
1 year ago
208
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car 😂
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
When reality TV hits too close to home 📺🚔🚪
When reality TV hits too close to home ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšช
11 months ago
154
When you think you're all out of options, but then... the plot twist walks in 🦄🫢
When you think you're all out of options, but then... the plot twist walks in ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿซข
1 year ago
182
AI prioritizing GPUs over human safety? Sounds about right. 😅
AI prioritizing GPUs over human safety? Sounds about right. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
109
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
116
When she finds THE stain 😱
When she finds THE stain ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
182
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
191
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
121
POV: You are a porta potty at a summer festival in Kansas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy💨🎤
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
176