Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
275
Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move ♟️💣
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
219
🎯 When your screen becomes the meme's target zone! 🖥️💥
๐ŸŽฏ When your screen becomes the meme's target zone! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
327
Me when the bass drops: ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
336
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
1 year ago
334
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
1 year ago
221
When the Death Star tunes into 'Dark Side of the Moon' 🌌🌈🎶
When the Death Star tunes into 'Dark Side of the Moon' ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
180
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
259
When you think you nailed the choreography but realize you were doing it wrong the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
1 year ago
205
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. 😂
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
1 year ago
249
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak 💸😂
When wingman bets turn into heartbreak ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! 🤦‍♂️)
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ)
1 year ago
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