When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! 😂🥴
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
72
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
64
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
80
When words have *drive* 😂🦖
When words have *drive* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
180
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably 😅).
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐Ÿ˜…).
1 year ago
66
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
9 months ago
155
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
9 months ago
94
Greece toll payment options:
1. E-Pass
2. Smart Pass
3. Other means of payment 😂
Greece toll payment options: 1. E-Pass 2. Smart Pass 3. Other means of payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... 😵‍💫
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
7 months ago
117
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes 😂
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body 😂.  At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 year ago
63
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. 😂
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
117
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
7 months ago
151