Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
When the password is more shocking than a heart attack! ๐๐ฅด
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐
1 year ago
64
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC.
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025.
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
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When words have *drive* ๐๐ฆ
1 year ago
180
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐ ).
1 year ago
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When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ฒ
9 months ago
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The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐๐ป
9 months ago
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Greece toll payment options:
1. E-Pass
2. Smart Pass
3. Other means of payment ๐
1 year ago
180
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.
Me: Challenge accepted! ๐
1 year ago
66
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐ตโ๐ซ
7 months ago
117
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐
1 year ago
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When your priorities are crystal clear ๐
1 year ago
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When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 year ago
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Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐
1 year ago
117
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐ค