Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
181
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
1 year ago
130
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. 😂
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
250
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
11 months ago
150
Nikon's new facial recognition software is so advanced that it can even detect the faces of your imaginary friends 👀
Nikon's new facial recognition software is so advanced that it can even detect the faces of your imaginary friends ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
184
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? 🤔
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
260
When you interview a cop on a kids' show 🐷👮‍♂️
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
108
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
228
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! 🕌🚓
When survival instincts kick in: Turning over a new leaf... literally! ๐Ÿ•Œ๐Ÿš“
11 months ago
201
Transform your eyes with a splash of Tabasco magic! 🔥👁️😜
Transform your eyes with a splash of Tabasco magic! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
177
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous ✨💅 #prettydeath
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous โœจ๐Ÿ’… #prettydeath
1 year ago
77
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
172
When you're craving ramen but you're out of bowls 🤢🍜
When you're craving ramen but you're out of bowls ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
196
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! 🚢😅
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
189
Sometimes you just need the bravery of Internet Explorer to shoot your shot! 🚀💘
Sometimes you just need the bravery of Internet Explorer to shoot your shot! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’˜
1 year ago
203