Well, that's the last time I try to touch a Skittle on my screen. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
165
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
🎤📚 'Mumble less, learn more!' - The wise words of the internet version of Samuel L. 😆
๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ“š 'Mumble less, learn more!' - The wise words of the internet version of Samuel L. ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
107
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 months ago
155
When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‹
1 year ago
120
The internet in a nutshell 😂.  Seriously though, don't talk about /b/... or should I 🤔🤫
The internet in a nutshell ๐Ÿ˜‚. Seriously though, don't talk about /b/... or should I ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
134
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. 💀
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
167
This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
115
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! 🚢😅
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
131
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
7 months ago
147
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution 😂
Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When your roommate burns the toast just a little and you gotta hit them with the "A bit on the dark side, isn't it?" 😂
When your roommate burns the toast just a little and you gotta hit them with the "A bit on the dark side, isn't it?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
7 months ago
114