Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 year ago
326
Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry 🇨🇦
Canadians apologizing for being so polite. Sorry ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
247
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
235
Me trying to cross the finish line of the semester ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
321
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties ⚡🕹️
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties โšก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
194
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
139
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
291
When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! 👐😂
When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
When Anonymous delivers justice, even the internet takes a bow 👀💻
When Anonymous delivers justice, even the internet takes a bow ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
286
Me trying to get out of bed on a Monday morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
209
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
299
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. 😂
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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