Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
8 months ago
152
When physics takes a vacation in Australia! 🚗🔄
When physics takes a vacation in Australia! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„
1 year ago
116
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
146
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
64
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
73
Stealing the spotlight... and then getting caught on it! 🎭🔍 #KarmaGotMe
Stealing the spotlight... and then getting caught on it! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ” #KarmaGotMe
1 year ago
96
When you find out Darth Vader is your dad in medieval times 😂
When you find out Darth Vader is your dad in medieval times ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When nature calls and you're the biggest flush fan 🐘🚽😂
When nature calls and you're the biggest flush fan ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty 😂
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
100
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
90
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
110
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
21 days ago
53
When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
106