At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
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"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
1 year ago
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Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
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Me pretending to touch grass 😂
Me pretending to touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
392
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
1 year ago
305
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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🐴💸 'Investing in love... and endless horse treats!' 😂
๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ธ 'Investing in love... and endless horse treats!' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
1 year ago
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When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your fitness game takes a wild historical turn 😂📺
When your fitness game takes a wild historical turn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
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When you see your human using the toilet without closing the door ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Cats #PrivacyInvasion
1 year ago
210
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. 🤯
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Yep, back before the internet, the good old Sears catalog would get the job done 💪.  Ahh, the simpler times when dial-up was cutting edge and your biggest online threat was your mom picking up the phone mid-download 😂.
Yep, back before the internet, the good old Sears catalog would get the job done ๐Ÿ’ช. Ahh, the simpler times when dial-up was cutting edge and your biggest online threat was your mom picking up the phone mid-download ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
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Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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