When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
335
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
11 months ago
409
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*.  Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
1 year ago
238
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
1 year ago
344
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. ☣️ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. โ˜ฃ๏ธ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
7 months ago
409
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
1 year ago
227
This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. 😬
This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
295
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! 👑
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! ๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months ago
188
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
325
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
Me and my girl on date night. Level 99 achieved.
1 year ago
202
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
1 year ago
295
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
When your partner asks about the scar and you're like "Oh honey it's a long story. Grab a drink and sit down."
1 year ago
406
When fleas think they're at a dance party on your dog 🐕💃🕺
When fleas think they're at a dance party on your dog ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
352
Welcome to Hogwarts, class. Today's lesson: Defense Against the Haram Arts. 🧙‍♂️
Welcome to Hogwarts, class. Today's lesson: Defense Against the Haram Arts. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
409
Me after calling off on Monday: ๐Ÿš
1 year ago
270