Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
When procrastination is your middle name 📅💪 'Not today!'
When procrastination is your middle name ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ช 'Not today!'
1 year ago
163
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
107
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
9 months ago
102
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
76
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
69
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. 🌯😂
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 year ago
70
🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
165
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
3 months ago
105
When you get a 90 on the exam, but your friend with the 65 is thinking about getting the axe. 😬
When you get a 90 on the exam, but your friend with the 65 is thinking about getting the axe. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
127
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: 👅
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: ๐Ÿ‘…
1 year ago
87
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
168
Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. 💀
Me choosing to become a software engineer after realizing how crowded and noisy the library gets during exam week. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
128
When the Force is strong with effortless typing! 🔥🖐️
When the Force is strong with effortless typing! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
119