When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
278
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
222
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
When your van has 'free candy' written all over it 😂🍬
When your van has 'free candy' written all over it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฌ
1 year ago
410
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. 🤦‍♂️
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
209
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*.  Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
1 year ago
238
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
1 year ago
319
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
460
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
387
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer 😂🏦⚽️ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆโšฝ๏ธ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
1 year ago
368
When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking.  🌲🚗
When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿš—
1 year ago
207
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
267
Me after trying that "Africa" strain for the first time
Me after trying that "Africa" strain for the first time
1 year ago
238
When your ancestors make you look like the 'before' picture in a makeover show 😂🕵️‍♂️📜
When your ancestors make you look like the 'before' picture in a makeover show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“œ
1 year ago
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