Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. 🚀
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. ๐Ÿš€
5 months ago
284
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
That's one way to make it *look* bigger 😂
That's one way to make it *look* bigger ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
10 months ago
290
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
220
Sweet Home Alabama! It's just a burning love 🔥 between father and daughter. No need for all this drama, folks! 😂
Sweet Home Alabama! It's just a burning love ๐Ÿ”ฅ between father and daughter. No need for all this drama, folks! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
When pizza and boobs create a love triangle 🍕❤️😂
When pizza and boobs create a love triangle ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
291
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?🦇
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
160
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 year ago
234
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period 🩸
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period ๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
122
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
1 year ago
222
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
318
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
When you have the high ground, but also have to go potty outside. #MayTheForceBeWithYou #HalloweenCostume
1 year ago
242