Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
1 year ago
219
Me trying to mow the lawn after downing 5 Red Bulls.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
136
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
413
Finally, a map that answers life's most important question: Where should I live? The answer is clearly the Southeast. 🧇
Finally, a map that answers life's most important question: Where should I live? The answer is clearly the Southeast. ๐Ÿง‡
5 months ago
290
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
When the battle for presidency turns into a meme war 🤔💰 #5DChessMoves
When the battle for presidency turns into a meme war ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฐ #5DChessMoves
1 year ago
226
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones 😂📚
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
148
When your degree is just one claw grab away 🎓💸
When your degree is just one claw grab away ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
296
She's holding the wrong kind of plug for the boat 😂
She's holding the wrong kind of plug for the boat ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway 😂
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? 😂
Ladies, he has a point, doesn't he? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
181
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
144
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
123