When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age 💦
When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
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Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
140
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
1 year ago
233
When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... 🕒💀
When 'till death do us part' gets a six-hour extension... ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
284
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them 😂
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
Me when I find the Millennium Falcon chocolate and it's filled with more chocolate 😍
Me when I find the Millennium Falcon chocolate and it's filled with more chocolate ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
241
When it's Friday night and suddenly it's Sunday morning.๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
138
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon 🥓💸
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
250
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
233
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band 🎵😂
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
1 year ago
229
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. 😭
They took this from you. Now we have soulless gray boxes instead of these majestic burger thrones. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
257
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 year ago
230
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
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