Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
7 days ago
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂
15 days ago
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
15 days ago
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
1 month ago
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band 🎵😂
2 months ago
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table 😈🤫
5 months ago
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
5 months ago
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
5 months ago
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
5 months ago
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
5 months ago
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂. "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
5 months ago
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
6 months ago
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
6 months ago
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
6 months ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
6 months ago