It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 days ago
32
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. ๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
99
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
85
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
60
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
81
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band 🎵😂
When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
47
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table 😈🤫
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
102
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
83
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
11 months ago
48
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean 😏)
Me after scrolling through the internet for 8 hours straight (If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜)
11 months ago
57
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
72
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂.  "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
1 year ago
84
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
44
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
64
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
63