When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
3 months ago
62
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. ๐Ÿฅด
5 months ago
27
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
6 months ago
25
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
8 months ago
38
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
8 months ago
24
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
20
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
27
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฆ„
9 months ago
26
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
9 months ago
30
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
9 months ago
23
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes 🍹
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes ๐Ÿน
9 months ago
32
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
25
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto 🧐😂
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
36
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
10 months ago
19