This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 hours ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
8 hours ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
1 day ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
4 days ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
9 days ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
9 days ago
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
12 days ago
Finally, a soup that understands me.
13 days ago
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐Ÿถ
13 days ago
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
When the family reunion gets a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ #ThrowbackChaos
27 days ago
When you pray...then relaaay ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
27 days ago