When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
8 months ago
When you can't afford the stadium prices, but you still want to watch the game while enjoying a drink. This fan brought his own flask but forgot the cups 😂
8 months ago
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
9 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
9 months ago
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. 🍻
9 months ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
9 months ago
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: 🌈🍹😜
9 months ago
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
9 months ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
9 months ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
9 months ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
9 months ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: 🍺 *Domestic* 😂
9 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
9 months ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
9 months ago