Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed🤯
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
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When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
1 year ago
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When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
1 year ago
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When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 year ago
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When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
1 year ago
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👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
๐Ÿ‘ฝ When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! ๐Ÿฅ‘โœจ
1 year ago
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