Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
7 days ago
When you're investigating a UFO sighting but your partner has had one too many beers 👽🍻
10 days ago
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
18 days ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
18 days ago
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
18 days ago
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
22 days ago
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
1 month ago
👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
1 month ago