Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
5 days ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
10 days ago
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
11 days ago
🌌 When you thought Mars was just red, but it's actually 'nuke-red'! 🚀👽
11 days ago
Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
13 days ago
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
28 days ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
28 days ago
🍔🛸 When your alien invasion plan involves fries and a happy meal! Let the intergalactic feast begin! 🍟👽
29 days ago