Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago