Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
31
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet 😂
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
12
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
31
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
17
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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