Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
1 day ago
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
11 days ago
When the teacher says "It's simple" and moves on, but you are about to become the next Joker
11 days ago
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
14 days ago